Anything with dating and dollar in the title is um, well, need I say more…women worth dating don’t like cheap dates.

Is there that much of a demand for pierogi makers that there are “top-paying” positions?

Cause everyone is just itchin’ to cook with radiation!

Yeah, and I have some ocean front property in Arizona…

 

Wow, didn’t know you needed a practical guide on this subject. But seriously, this one is a parody book.​

While my book title isn’t quite as gross or inappropriate as some of the others on the list, the title is meant to shock and grab the attention of readers, since there are so many leadership books to choose from these days. In Volume 1,” I lay out the fundamentals of servant leadership, how to put theory into practice, and how to make leadership fun again. (I had to include my book!)

This one looks fun UNTIL someone gets hurt, and by hurt, I mean, someone dies.

I guess we need to rescue shopping carts now, it’s not just dogs and cats anymore.

I had no idea that this was a problem, and the author assures us that it will happen. So prepare now!

How do they know how Jesus danced? To what music is he so inclined as to “cut a rug”? I am ashamed that this is a legitimate book making money off unsuspecting people.

If you have to add the adjective “manly” in front of any activity, it just ain’t genuinely “manly”.

Here’s to cheering up those who see the world through bleak-colored sunglasses.

I suppose robot uprisings could happen any day now…

I think most of us, at one time or another, wanted to be Pope. That would be sweet!

Gals, you can now use the urinal that you have secretly been yearning for.

Notice that there is a guy on the cover, not a gal…

Are asian men the only ones who have problems dating white women?

Cause I want to bury myself!

Don’t let your boss catch you reading this in the breakroom…BUSTED!

Rock on! I can’t wait to give myself a lobotomy.

Maybe this is reverse psychology at its finest.

Cause I want to be on top of grandma…are we that hard up for money?

I didn’t know that my horse needed to withstand the blast of a bomb.

​That depends on whether your nuclear bombs fire first!

Um, there are no advantages, only disadvantages…

Robbing banks is not the best way to make money in your spare time, at least legally.

Now, this one is right up my alley. I like burning inanimate objects!

There is more than one way to sharpen a pencil? I had NO idea…

Shouldn’t the subtitle be “Just Stay Out of Their Way Because They Are so Frickin’ Obvious”?

Running from a crime or a big amount of debt?

This book is all you need to get away from everything and start a new life with a new identity. Just be prepared to sacrifice everything from your past.

In, “Why Leadership Sucks: Volume 2,” I delve further into the pain, pitfalls, and challenges of leadership and encourages perseverance with practical, action steps based on his real-world, in-the-trenches leadership experience.

You’ll surely regret why you didn’t name your dog after Albert Einstein after using this book.

Don’t let your mind deceive you.

The “Poo” in the title refers to the author and with every purchase of her cookbook, you don’t only get to know yummy Thai recipes made by Poo, but you also help the poor families in Khlong Toei, Thailand.

Dive into a world of time travel and join Charles Yu’s adventure as he tries to find his father through quantum space-time.

If the government doesn’t want to pay attention to gun safety and other national issues, maybe your cat would.

Just because it looks like a children’s book doesn’t mean it’s for kids. Laugh your heart out with this humorous book that illustrates the disadvantages of being everything from being a sock to a dinosaur to a snowman.

Who never wished their pet could talk? Hear your pets speak as you read hilarious and heartwarming dog letters and suggestions from this book!

Beware, this book can make your cat go bald.

“Don’t talk to strangers,” I bet that’s one of the advice you heard a lot from your parents when you were a kid. But in this book, Meps talks about the advantages of talking to strangers and why you should start talking to them, too!

But in all seriousness, having a little cautiousness is a good thing.

Up for a challenge?

Enjoy a complex, yet fulfilling crocheting venture from now on. I guess you can call yourself a Geometrist after mastering this book.

How can people call it a failure if it makes you the smartest person in class? Or should we say, the funniest? Check out how a “fail” turns into “fun” with the 250 hilarious wrong test answers inside this book.